Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Did you know that there were rules in the dating game ?????????

Dictionary of Dating





ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.





LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.





DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.





BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.





EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.





EYE CONTACT... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.





FRIEND... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.





INDIFFERENCE... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be ';playing hard to get';.





INTERESTING... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.





IRRITATING HABIT... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.





LAW OF RELATIVITY... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.





NYMPHOMANIAC... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.





SOBER... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.Did you know that there were rules in the dating game ?????????
OMG ! Hilarious ! The question remains: knowing this now, would it have prevented my second marriage ?? LMAO !!!Did you know that there were rules in the dating game ?????????
That is sooooo true!





Don't forget that BREAKING UP - is the point where a person realizes that they can get sex from someone else.
Those are good. My favorite is the very last one


SOBER... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.





That's really sad, though.
Good stuff! I thought you were going to say the contestants had to sleep with Jim Lange or Chuck Barris first.
Women make the rules, women break the rules, and men shoulder all the guilt and blame.
I heard that you had to throw a double six to start
Good stuff!
lol i never knew that
thast realy helpful....i didnt know all of this...
damn! that's long..to long for me to care,and read! good day!
ha ha ha that's a good one
I always follow the following dating rules strictly:





1) Minimum distance always 7'4'; between both





2) Maximum five questions allowed on each dating and if u want to ask more than five, a prior written approval is must.


3) No Farting/burping is allowed


4) Maximum meeting time is 15 minutes which can be increased by five minutes in next dates.


5) Minimum gap between each date should be 3 days


6) Only two fying kiss allowed with a minimum distance of ten yards.


7) Bills has to be shared at Boy:62% and girl 38%





8) Discussion on marriage is strictly allowed.





9) Travelling after dating on same vehicle is not allowed.
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