What about this then my Dictionary of dating?

ATTRACTION...





the act of associating h*rniness with a particular person.





LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT...





what occurs when two extremely h*rny, but not entirely choosy people meet.





DATING...





the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.





BIRTH CONTROL...





avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.





EASY...





a term used to describe a woman who has the s*xual morals of a man.





EYE CONTACT...





a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.





FRIEND...





a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.





INDIFFERENCE...





a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be ';playing hard to get';.





INTERESTING...





a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.





IRRITATING HABIT...





what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.





LAW OF RELATIVITY...





how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.





NYMPHOMANIAC...





a man's term for a woman who wants to have s*x more often than he does.





SOBER...





condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.What about this then my Dictionary of dating?
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lol. that was funny. liked ur other one before this one better. You know, the one with the ';Typewriter'; lol
haha this is pretty good.
when does this come out in hard copy?
Birth control... so THAT'S why my ex, who was never in the mood, dated me!!