The Dictionary of Dating?

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;





Remember everybody; this is life no one can freaking get out of it alive!





ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person.





LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.





DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.





BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.





EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.





PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married.





EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.





FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.





INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as ';playing hard to get.';





INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.





IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.





LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.





NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.





FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.





SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.





NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse.





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That's hilarious! A couple of those I can really relate to. : ) Keep up the good work, and maybe you should think about puttin' this one out in a pocket reference card!


Peace, Love, Harmony %26amp; a good sence of humor brother!The Dictionary of Dating?
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you forgot one, fill in the blank (i dunno?)
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